2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby were-bike » Mon May 31, 2010 11:24 pm

His mother, Diana, 26, wept: ‘He’s totally addicted. If he doesn’t get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.’


Is this how kids throw temper tantrums now? screaming while pouring batter all over his head? what is he doing? threatening to deep fry his brains? "Mom give me a seaking cigarette or my head is going in that deep fryer! I will do it! Look I am pouring batter on my head and running into the wall! Give me a rootin' tootin' Newport!!!!"
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby limework » Mon May 31, 2010 11:40 pm

were-bike wrote:Newport!!!!

well, he is black.
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby were-bike » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:36 am

limework wrote:
were-bike wrote:Newport!!!!

well, he is black.

hence the battered and deep fried
LoStro wrote:it makes me feel like :bowser: and then :clyde: and then i either sleep, or stay awake all night... that only happened one time, and it was horrible.
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby passionate_nihilist » Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:49 pm

2 year old ain't got no class.
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby LoStro » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:33 am

were-bike wrote:
His mother, Diana, 26, wept: ‘He’s totally addicted. If he doesn’t get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.’


Is this how kids throw temper tantrums now? screaming while pouring batter all over his head? what is he doing? threatening to deep fry his brains? "Mom give me a seaking cigarette or my head is going in that deep fryer! I will do it! Look I am pouring batter on my head and running into the wall! Give me a rootin' tootin' Newport!!!!"


lost SO hard to this. hahahahha. nerrrd :D
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby sweetprincess » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:52 pm

his parents are SOOOOOO stupid. The dad was like "He looks healthy to me, I don't see a problem." you're so going to regret giving your baby a cigarette, if not already. What moron gives their 2 yr. old a cigarette?
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby were-bike » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:05 pm

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LoStro wrote:it makes me feel like :bowser: and then :clyde: and then i either sleep, or stay awake all night... that only happened one time, and it was horrible.
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby ROSSSSSS » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:44 pm

Your pops caught you smokin' and he said "NO WAY!"
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Re: 2 year old smokes 40 cigs a day

Postby paik » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:46 am

rawADAMkills wrote:
Ben the Grand Master DJ wrote:I bet this is paik's kid.

There is no doubt.

Hey.

my vocabulary is poor YOU.
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